install theme

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

mad:

i don’t know which is messier my life or my room 

(Source: sleep)

blamemisha:

frostingpeetaswounds:

the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is

instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza

percyaw:

superblys:

  • lupita won an oscar
  • ellen is hosting a giant pizza party
  • kristen bell brought a burrito to the oscars
  • brad pitt is handing out paper plates
  • arby’s bought pharrell’s hat on ebay
  • everything is beautiful

what a time to live